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		<title>Cookies Are Apparently Socialist</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nicholas "Lavacano" O'Connor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone on Fox Nation (which I am given to understand is Fox News letting whoever knows how to use a computer post things, like a shared blog type thing) posted an article about how Obama&#8217;s people are eating cookies to fuel up. The actual post? Rather neutral, which is surprising for a news post about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone on Fox Nation (which I am given to understand is Fox News letting whoever knows how to use a computer post things, like a shared blog type thing) <a href="http://nation.foxnews.com/food-police/2012/01/25/team-obama-stuffing-themselves-chocolate-chip-cookies#ixzz1kcuq3vTh">posted an article about how Obama&#8217;s people are eating cookies</a> to fuel up. The actual post? Rather neutral, which is surprising for a news post about Obama, especially coming out of Fox News. But the comments, HOO BOY.<span id="more-71"></span> Sadly I didn&#8217;t get to the actual article until after someone closed the comments, but I do have some of the more interesting ones, and god damn are they gems:</p>
<blockquote><p>the new rule is to banish food items like this in schools. however, like obamacare,, the elite are exempt from such policies.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>I wonder what all the poor people get to eat today &#8230;</p>
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&#8221; There is no bread? &#8230;.. Let them eat sh it&#8221;<br />
~Grand Empress Lardette Antoinette~<br />
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<blockquote><p>Funny how things come back around.</p>
<p>Pretty soon the food police will outlaw white bread, sugar, red meat, salt, ect,, for most Americans.</p>
<p>But the &#8220;Party&#8221; officials will always get their goodies. Just like in the U.S.S.R. Just like in RED China. Just like in North Korea. Just like in Cuba. Just like in Venezuela. All &#8220;SOCIALIST Workers&#8217; Paradises&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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<h1>Are You Fucking Serious?</h1>
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<p>This is funny on so many levels to me. <a href="http://mindnumbedrobot.com/2010/09/14/butts/2782">Shit, look at this website one of them apparently linked to</a> &#8211; it&#8217;s like the guy (and all the comments) are <b>intentionally</b> being retarded. Well at least they aren&#8217;t claiming this messes with taxpayer mon&#8211;</p>
<blockquote><p>Yeah&#8230;they&#8217;re stuffing themselves with sugary, sweet, treats bought and paid for by our sweat and money&#8230;while they stuff US with their cr@p.</p></blockquote>
<p><img src="http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-suicide.gif" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1158769">If you&#8217;re wondering where I&#8217;m getting this from, it&#8217;s from here.</a></p>
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		<title>Ellen Got Framed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 01:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nicholas "Lavacano" O'Connor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, apparently, American Idol ratings have been dropping for a while. I personally don&#8217;t watch the show, so I don&#8217;t much care. I do care about stupid people though. In a combo of pro-gay-people and &#8220;let&#8217;s fix our ratings!&#8221;, Idol put Ellen DeGeneres (feel free to nicely correct me if I spelled that wrong) in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, apparently, American Idol ratings have been dropping for a while. I personally don&#8217;t watch the show, so I don&#8217;t much care. I do care about stupid people though.</p>
<p>In a combo of pro-gay-people and &#8220;let&#8217;s fix our ratings!&#8221;, Idol put Ellen DeGeneres (feel free to nicely correct me if I spelled that wrong) in as a judge.<span id="more-35"></span> Then some uninformed Christian news site saw the Ellen + Ratings Drop, and linked them together.</p>
<p><b><u>Are You Fucking Serious?</u></b></p>
<p>GENTLEMEN, START YOUR STUPID. The religious überfanatics are at it again, going &#8220;HOLY SHIT GAY PEOPLE EWW GROSS GOD HATES YOU&#8221; and saying that&#8217;s why Idol&#8217;s losing steam. Saying parents are banning it in the house because they think that it&#8217;s promoting gayness to everyone.</p>
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<li>Stop assuming because someone&#8217;s gay they&#8217;re going to hock it off to everyone.</li>
<li>Do your research before throwing shit around like that.</li>
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<p>In case you hadn&#8217;t noticed, Christian news site that I am not disclosing, Idol&#8217;s been losing steam for a WHILE now. I think it&#8217;s because it got old, and people got bored of it.</p>
<p>And Ellen&#8217;s not going to inject a bunch of &#8220;I love being gay&#8221; statements (even if she does throw in some comedy once in a while &#8211; because face it, she&#8217;s funny) into her role as judge.</p>
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		<title>2012 &#8211; Seriously, no.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nicholas "Lavacano" O'Connor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I may have addressed 2012 in my old blog, but I don&#8217;t remember it. Even if I did, my original impression was &#8220;A bunch of people realized &#8216;Hey! Mayan Calendar ends 2012! WORLD END AHHH!!!1&#8242;&#8221;. So, naturally, I scoffed. Then I found this website. Here&#8217;s a chunk from the head paragraph if you&#8217;re not gonna [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I may have addressed 2012 in my old blog, but I don&#8217;t remember it.</p>
<p>Even if I did, my original impression was &#8220;A bunch of people realized &#8216;Hey! Mayan Calendar ends 2012! WORLD END AHHH!!!1&#8242;&#8221;. So, naturally, I scoffed.</p>
<p>Then I found <a href="http://www.2012hoax.org">this website</a>. <span id="more-8"></span>Here&#8217;s a chunk from the head paragraph if you&#8217;re not gonna click the link.</p>
<blockquote><p>The &#8220;2012 doomsday&#8221; is a hoax, a fraud, and a con job. It is a cruel and disgusting lie being promoted by scam artists after money; First they scare people to death that something terrible is going to happen, then publish books and videos on &#8220;how to survive the apocalypse&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<p>So, to the scam artists, I have one sentence for you.</p>
<p><u><b>Are You Fucking Serious?</b></u></p>
<p>WOW. Just&#8230;WOW. You&#8217;re gonna make money off an apocalyptic theory that doesn&#8217;t even have any basis? Well, you&#8217;re fucking lucky Americans typically lack sense, because it&#8217;s working like a charm. Wait &#8217;til 2012.12.22, they&#8217;re gonna sue your asses sixty different ways. Even if they don&#8217;t work, that&#8217;s what they DO.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d stop this bullshit and come clean now, you&#8217;re causing some deaths too. Check out more of the bits I&#8217;ve gathered from that site:</p>
<blockquote><p>…[I] am a teacher and my 3rd graders are hearing about this &#8211; A small child is talking about how if its ending, and why she shouldn&#8217;t just end it now.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>I have a 7 year old that happened to see a documentary on the history channel that scared him so bad, that he became depressed and often questioned the meaning of life&#8230;.This nonsense is scaring our children &#8211; it must stop immediatly.</p></blockquote>
<p>Spelling &#8220;immediately&#8221; wrong aside, the second person there is right. I don&#8217;t know if History Channel is trying to make money off this or they&#8217;re just innocent casualties, but they should probably cancel their thingy, and they should definitely tell all the viewers (by using the commercial slots) &#8220;Sorry, this [is|was] a hoax.&#8221;</p>
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