Someone on Fox Nation (which I am given to understand is Fox News letting whoever knows how to use a computer post things, like a shared blog type thing) posted an article about how Obama’s people are eating cookies to fuel up. The actual post? Rather neutral, which is surprising for a news post about Obama, especially coming out of Fox News. But the comments, HOO BOY. (more…)
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Cookies Are Apparently Socialist
Sunday, January 29th, 2012Holy Crap I Updated
Sunday, November 13th, 2011(as if anyone is paying attention to my blog, sheesh)
Seriously, I’m not dead, I actually updated. We’re now no longer 21 versions behind on WordPress, there’s a recent post, AND I’ve looked through post comments. I’m on a ROLL. I don’t have anything else to say right now, just “holy tits I updated”.
Postal Fudge Pack Linux – My Adventures Installing It
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011Whoopee adventures.
I tried to install the Postal Fudge Pack on my Linux partition today. (more…)
I Has A Win7
Sunday, August 8th, 2010I finally has a Win7 
Windows 7 Ultimate N, to be precise. And I have to say, I’m pretty impressed with it so far. (more…)
iPhone 4 – The Windows Vista of iPhones.
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010Well, by now it’s obvious. iPhone 4 is the Windows Vista of iPhones. It’s horrible, Apple’s trying to hock it off, and the predecessor, the iPhone 3GS, blows it out of the water. Replace “Apple’s” with “Microsoft was” and “iPhone 3GS” with “Windows XP” and I just described Vista. But Apple’s got one small advantage – the Apple fanbase is completely fucking retarded. (more…)
Me > Facebook Pages
Friday, June 11th, 2010We’ve all seen them before – those pages that are like “OMG WTF SOMETHING HAPPENED” (or “OMG WTF THIS CELEBRITY SUCKS”). You want to see wtf it’s on about, but when you try, you need to like the page first (thus raising the e-peen of whoever made the page), complete over nine thousand surveys, sacrifice a dead goat, and beat a cheerleader to death with her own mini-skirt before you can even see what it’s about.
I will only like things I agree with on Facebook, I’m not completing a single damn survey, there aren’t any goats, alive or dead, around here, and the cheerleaders around here are actually pretty nice. (more…)
Ellen Got Framed
Saturday, June 5th, 2010So, apparently, American Idol ratings have been dropping for a while. I personally don’t watch the show, so I don’t much care. I do care about stupid people though.
In a combo of pro-gay-people and “let’s fix our ratings!”, Idol put Ellen DeGeneres (feel free to nicely correct me if I spelled that wrong) in as a judge. (more…)
I Was Nice.
Saturday, January 16th, 2010Remember about one post ago, when I did that custom Fortune script for my GMod server?
Well, I uploaded it. You can’t leech off my webserver because I don’t have the firepower for that, but the script is there for you to use on your own server.
Hot Damn, I actually did something.
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010I actually did something cool and custom for my GMod server. It involves some CGI on my webserver, some learning of the lack of standard Lua modules in Garry’s Mod, some pointless screaming, plenty of time in a text editor, some “What about this number?”, and installing a program that was apparently missing.
I also fixed the Player Titles, but that was just a capitalization error.
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Gobble Gobble Gobble.
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009Gobble.
In case it wasn’t blindingly obvious, Turkey Day (also known to the government as Thanksgiving) is approaching.
Now, that means half the stores are all Christmas’d (sorry, “in holiday spirit”, fucking whiny asses), and the other half is working on it still. (more…)