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Gobble.

In case it wasn’t blindingly obvious, Turkey Day (also known to the government as Thanksgiving) is approaching.

Now, that means half the stores are all Christmas’d (sorry, “in holiday spirit”, fucking whiny asses), and the other half is working on it still. I appreciate that they’re trying to pass on savings to everyone, get everyone to do Christmas shopping early, etc so forth, but it’s all for greed. They eclipse Turkey Day.

I admit, I put my Christmas crap in my playlist already, but I just found out that I didn’t have the files on my computer, so I figure “Might as well add them to the playlist before I forget”. I’m semi-innocent this time. The stores do this EVERY FUCKIN’ YEAR. Hell, the city even has the damn Floating Christmas Tree thingy above a nearby streetlight. IT’S STILL A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING.

Thanksgiving has it’s two days. Turkey Day, and National Food Coma day. Christmas happiness shouldn’t be in full swing until AFTER Food Coma day. Well, the actual date it can start is ON Food Coma day, but do you honestly expect to be moving around that day for any reason?

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